Front-End Web Dev Jokes
You may have noticed recently that I've tweeted some Front-End Web Developer jokes here and there. The feedback I've received has ranged from "Ha ha" to "Groan" to "Unfollow". I think most of those responses are out of fun, but who knows :) Others have encouraged me to continue making more jokes and have wondered where they can see a list of all the puns.
So, without further ado here are the jokes I've authored thus far. Please, don't groan all at once...
q. Why did Jason cover himself with bubble wrap? a. Because he wanted to make a cross-domain JSONP request
q. Why did the CoffeeScript developer keep getting lost? a. Because he couldn't find his source without a map
q. What do you call
__proto__? a. Dunder proto q. Michael Scott was the regional manager where? a.
q. How did the doctor revive the developer? a. The dev wasn't responsive so the doc picked him up by his bootstraps
q. Why did the developer go broke? a. Because he used up all his cache
q. Why did the C# developer fall asleep? a. Because he didn't like Java.
q. How did the web developer hurt Comic Sans feelings? a. Once he saw the font he quickly changed it to Open Sans and exclaimed "In your @font-face!"
q. Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards a. Because they use a strongly typed language
q. Why was Ember.js turning red? a. Because it was EMBERrassed for not remEMBERing its route home
q. Why did the jQuery developer never have financial problems? a. Because he was in $.noConflict() mode
Yeah, I know those were very cheesy pun-like jokes, but that is how I roll ;) I hope you somewhat enjoyed the jokes... if not, that's no problem too. I hope you have a great week and enjoy yourself today.